Me: So I’m an enabler because I brought a 6-pack to a hockey night for anyone to drink?
Him: No, you’re an enabler because you told me if I chugged that 40, you’d buy me another one.
Me: That’s not enabling, it’s a personal challenge
like 5 minutes later…..
Him: I’m tellin ya cuz, I think I may be growin’ up.
Me: Aren’t you drunk right now?
Him: Not quite. Workin’ on it. But hey, I spent the last four days having a total of 4 beers. And I went to the bar last night and just drank water!
Me: Damn, I’m glad I was already sitting down. So aren’t you goin’ to the bar again tomorrow?
Him: Yeah.
Me: And?
Him: Oh I’m gettin’ smashed.
then the end of our drunk aims…
Me: Remember when you used to not think redheads were hot, and had to argue with me about that?
Him: No. I believe we were debating specifics about a Disney princess.
Me: Yes, and you said redheads were not hot.
Him: That’s a cartoon. Totally different.
Me: I’m sorry, but which color haired cartoon do you prefer? Purple?
Him: No, I remember standing in full support of Pocahontas. And I still do.
The shit me and some friends talk about when we are bored shitless..
